Mo****fu***rs, bastards, bitches... will never tire of calling them names. Yes, they do deserve to be badmouthed, for they are the best of cynics and view everything with suspicion. They are also adept at stabbing you in the back. Well, it's a common enemy you have to deal with everyday barring your offday. Wearing a plastic smile, they appear to be your well-wisher but be careful of the vicious B&B. Jealous and always looking to score brownie points, they are friends over a pint of beer and callous conversations. Beware. I have learnt to be. Not even a momentary emotional slip should let you lower your guard. Watchout for them, they are there everywhere.